After being held captive underground for six years by her corrupt Oz Sicilian mafia boss, Lucinda Dimayacyac (not her real name) finally found freedom !!!
She was recruited from a far flung province of Leyte, Philippines to become a nanny in New York but her flight was rerouted to Melbourne where she was kept in the city's dungeon and was repeatedly raped and molested by the underbelly clan, for days and nights ...
She was a sex slave ... sex slave for six years! And haven't got a single cent out of it.
She has given birth though to a sextuplet ... which ultimately saved her life from hell!
When she came out of that horrible dungeon, she was stunningly skin and bones, just like the finalist of the Miss Universe Australia which was recently concluded ... (afterthought: she could have easily joined if she was only an Oz citizen ... and we personally think that this girl is not anorexic or bulimic as what people say ... this is just her natural body structure!)
Anyway ..... back to Lossy!
Six months of having good food (of eating Oz beef and burgers, fish and chips) changed everything... This is how Lucinda or Lossy (her nickname) looks today!
SHE LOOKS FABULOUS !!! HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND A LITTLE BIT OF THE FAT SIDE !!! :)
Now that she has seen the light - she plans to lose some weight and become a famous FHM MODEL, just like Kate Moss or Giselle !
She has to update her poses though .... having been locked underground for six years - without television or magazines or internet is a bit of a dag!
Fortunately, Lossy is a fast learner! And she has that fierce look that we all wanted in a model...
Yeh, yeh !!!
Finally, Lucinda appeals for her flight back to Leyte and thus imparts from her experience: "It is better to be on Top and not Bottom, always!"
XOXO
I KNOW YOU HATE ME !!!
(Watch for the May 09 Issue)
2 comments:
Wow! Ate Jase I like the first one. Hihi
HAHAHA!!! Very funny!
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