BITE ME NOW NAH !!!

(HOT GUY Photo courtesy of my fav blogger Cecil Zamora Van Stratten of Chuvaness )

I'm finally "unbitten" by vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson) ... and just like Bella and all the other million girls all over the living world, I am perpetually in that limbo stage of "dying to be bitten"!

And so my unsent text is : Phulezzzzz Edward.... B.I.T.E me now na !!!!

And just like all the other rabid fans of the Twilight movie, I goggled every information available about Edward/Robert and just realizing that he was in fact Cedric Diggory of Harry Potter.

So the transformation is from this - - ->

To this - - - >

From this cute innnocent looking boy - - - >

To this hot vegetarian pizza eating vampire - - >

Henywayzzzz, the movie last night showing all over Melbourne was not even half filled. And I was expecting heaps of giggling girls and rabid fans .... and I have to drag my man who found it really boooooringg! In exchange for his movie - which is the Day After Whatever and Transporter 3, then he agreed to watch Edward Pattinson! Well, I could not stop hyperventilating especially during the romantic portions .... and I found the Cullen family really cool especially during that dinner and baseball scenes. Well, there is also a homoerotic suggestions between the Dr Cullen who made Edward a vampire .... reminiscent of Brad and Tom's the Interview with a Vampire.

I could not wait for the release of the sequel and maybe it is a good idea to buy the trilogy book afterall.

Now after watching this film I could not imagine any of these actors (who auditioned for the role) to be Edward:

Henry Cavill of the Tudors

or any of the following:

Hayden Christensen, Orlando Bloom and Gerard Way

No Waayyyyyy.....

I cunt imagine at all .... I think Edward is Robert P is perfect as Edward...

So please, please, please

BITE ME NAHHHHH !!!!

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VICTORIA SECRETS OF A GAY BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNER!

Dawn is one of the most successful transexual pinays that I have met on the blogging world. Aside from a professional carreer in the medical profession, she is also in a long term relationship with a loving husband!

Naturally, Dawn is living a very happy and socialite life in Manhattan NY. And sky is the limit for spreading her wings ... So what else can you ask for in life ???

Now, she is sharing her tried and tested secrets and formulas on how to succeed (have fun, gain pride and satisfaction) in a Gay Beauty Pageant Contest.

Let's hear it from Dawn .... and if you wanna know more about Dawn and say hi to her, visit her site here --- > DONT CALL MOI SIR

FIRST MG (MISS GAY) EXPOSURE:

It was 1992, the year I took the stage for the first time as a beauty pageant contestant back home in the Philippines. I couldn't remember the title at stake but I vividly recall the place in which it was held - right across Roxas Boulevard from the Cuneta Astrodome in Pasay City. It was a slum area, a shantytown on a reclaimed land in Manila Bay. We were ogled at, made fun of, and applauded by the area's residents, who would be removed months after by the government from their makeshift homes made of plywood and corrugated sheets. I won second runner-up - not bad for a virgin contestant who joined on borrowed dress, gown, swimsuit, and a wig that later on I left on a cab on my way home at dawn to suburban Las Pinas. I cherished the experience as it signalled my entry into the pageant world for transsexuals and drag queens.

But it wasn't until I moved in 1997 to Saipan and Guam, US territories in the Pacific, that I seriously got into the pageantry of it all. Since then I've won so many titles, and lost some, the latest of which was the debacle last year held in Astoria, in New York.

PRE PAGEANT TIPS

• We go through a strict diet and exercise regimen at least three months before the big day to fit into swimsuits. I would eat just oatmeal three times a day to lose weight.
• Some pageants, especially on Saipan, give out the expected questions a week before to allow us to formulate and memorize our answers - in English. Organizers defend the move as a way to help ease our fears during the interview. Frankly, it was never a problem for me, never prepped for it - and I always got the highest scores in the interview.
• Intensive rehearsals for dance numbers and stage blocking enhance camaraderie among the candidates. But they also breed gossips about favoritism as well as insecurities from much prettier and sexier contestants.
• Pack all the stuff you need for the pageant in one big luggage a day before.
• In my NY pageant last year, I got a tan a week before because it would make me look slimmer on stage. During pageant- Then I applied bronzers on the day itself to even look more tanned.
• Pageant makeup must be more dramatic - with false lashes, darker eye shadows, contours, and exaggerated lips. Body make-up is also a must to cover flaws. Hair extensions, curlers, and hot iron would give you the most beautiful hair.
• Don't eat just sip water and energy drinks.
• Bring an aide or two to assist you in retouching your face, in changing outfits, and in securing your stuff at the backstage.
• Guard your gowns or instruct your aides to do so. Some assistants would intentionally rip them especially if they seem more elegant than their contestants.
• Use at least three nylon stockings that match your skin color for the swimsuits for slimmer legs. I used to wear one-piece in my pageants on the islands with stockings but chose to go bolder when I got to NY, wearing skimpy two-pieces with no stockings at all. Thank God for concealers and body make-up.
• Shave. Get a Brazilian wax. Use duck tapes to hide that thing. It is painful, but you just have to suck it up because you don't want to embarrass yourself for any untoward accident. And pee before you tape it up.
• Chest out, stomach in. (Like this - - >)

• Apply Vaseline to hold your smile. Don't forget to always smile. (I have to try Vaseline in my next contest!)
• Wear at least a four-inch heels to elongate your legs. Your right leg is always pointed forward over your left leg when standing on stage.
• Beware of contestants stepping on your gowns or pulling your wigs when you're on stage. It happens.
• If you slip and fall on your ass or worse on your face, pull yourself up, smile and wave to the crowd.
• Sip cosmo, martini or any alcohol to calm your nerves.
• In the interview, focus on the question on being asked. Answer briefly and wittily. End it with a kicker - a funny line or an inspirational one.
• Backstage, engage in mindless conversations with other candidates to ease tension of the competition. Be helpful and attentive.
• Don't let other people ruin your enjoyment of the whole experience. (This is very true!)
• Applaud and smile even if your name is not called in the Top Ten, in special awards, and especially in the winners' circle.
• Congratulate the newly crowned queen. Behave like a winner even if you are a loser. It's hard but it's better to take the high road.

POST PAGEANT (Very important!)

• If you emerge a victor, be magnanimous. Humility is a virtue of a true winner. If others think you don't deserve the crown, let them be. Just say to yourself "I have the crown, let them die with envy!" But by all means, bask in your glory.
• If you lose, be humbled. Sour-graping will get you nowhere.
• Analyze your performance on the pageant and make a mental note on things you can improve on for the next one.
• Return stuff that you borrowed and store those that you will be using again. (Some gay guys have to really learn how to take care of borrowed stuff !)
• Win or lose, get over it. There will be other pageants.

Thanks Dawn.... you're indeed a winner !!!

CRAZY ABOUT NUFFNANG AUSTRALIA !!!

I have been blogging for almost four years now, but have not earned any single $$$ from it! Ohhh, lots of self promotions, self expressions, and meeting blogger friends - which money cannot buy - - - but getting money (cents and dollars) out of blogging could give you a little bit of reason why you blog!

This is one of the reasons why I went back to bloggers as advertising is not possible in basic wordress (??). Well, I think I have grown from just a personal blogger - to something else. It is like doing my drag numbers for free!!! I love doing drag performances but when you do it often and you don't get paid for it - then it is another story.

Generally, free art is not valuable!

The same way with blogging, If I spent a lot of internet time in blogging then why should I not get something out of it ??? At least monetary ... and this gives me more enthusiasm, I suppose :)

So Nuffnang might be the answer ... and hopefully they are able to help :) They also do a lot of charitable works ... which is commendable!

Nuffnang was started by kids to collaborate and connect blogger and advertisers ... so i think it is cool to sign up with them ... !!!

And if you join this month - there are great prizes to win! And I want to win that Dell Laptop - so I can throw my old one :)

Anyhooooo !!! NUFFNANG NUFFNANG !!!

Join now lah :)

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GOODLUCK !!!

FABULOUS FILIPINA GOWNS 2008

These are the top of my list of the collections of the

Mutya ng Pilipinas 2008 TERNO COMPETITION!

Aren't they just fabulousnesses ... I'd just luv to wear all of them :)

Special Thanks Melvin Sia / OPMB WorldWide Image / Link

TRANSPINAY: A TRULY TRANSEXUAL REVOLUTION !!!

Now what would you call ...

A BOY

WHO TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO

A GIRL

BUT LOVES

ANOTHER GIRL ... ???

(Answer: A LESBIAN TRANSPINAY)

But then ... these are only words, and words are not enough to describe or much more to identify a person ... according to STRAP. Excerpts as follows:

“Words,” as George Bernard Shaw said, “are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap.”

There are words that lead us to better understand a concept, a phenomenon, an experience, a person. Some promote either clarity or confusion. Others have offensive connotations; their negligent use unwittingly supports disrespect or disregard of someone’s deep-seated truths…

The Society of Transsexual Women of the Philippines (STRAP) is standing up not with pride but with courage to name an identity for ourselves. An identity that closely, if not fully and ultimately, describes the unique expression of human diversity our lives embody.

An identity that rings politeness.

An identity that would initiate an enlightening public conversation and awareness about our realities.

An identity that we hope can forge a sense of community among Filipinas who were assigned as male at birth.

An identity with dignity.

This identity is TRANSPINAY"